Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

— A costumed Comic-Con attendee who was found bloodied by a downtown San Diego hotel pool early Sunday was injured during a fall, not an assault, police said Thursday.

The girl was found hurt at the Marriott Marquis and Marina on Harbor Drive about 1 a.m., Harbor Police Sgt. Todd Rakos said. Police reviewed images from several surveillance cameras and determined she was injured after she fell from about 6 feet. They also interviewed community members and other Comic-Con attendees. There is a fence in the area, Port of San Diego spokeswoman Tanya Castaneda said.

Police determined the teen had been with a man she knew most of Saturday, and was with him until about 11 p.m. when a party they went to in one of the hotel’s rooms was broken up after a noise complaint, Rakos said. That man was later arrested at the hotel.

He was booked into jail on suspicion of sexual contact with a minor and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He was not arrested on assault charges.

Castaneda said there are “no plans to charge anyone with sexual assault at this time.”